The NoPhone Original Cell Phone

I can’t believe it. I’ve had my NoPhone for a couple months now, and I’m extremely disappointed. The makers of the NoPhone proudly boast about its qualities, but I have not been able to find a single review that talks about its downsides. So here it is: 1) Reception is awful. It’s so bad that I’m pretty sure I have not been able to receive a single call, and now my friends have figured that out so I can’t use it as an excuse to get away from them anymore. 2) You can have it on silent, or have it on silent. There is no ringtone, although I suppose this doesn’t matter anyways, since you don’t get reception to receive any calls anyways. 3) Its not heavy enough to be used as a paperweight. My old phone would be able to hold down a stack of papers so that my fan wouldn’t blow them away. The NoPhone only weighs about half, so I can only stack half the paperwork and the rest get blown off my desk. THOSE PAPERS ARE IMPORTANT YOU KNOW! 4) Its not effective enough to be used as a sponge. What? You guys don’t wash your dishes with your phone? Weirdos... 5) The built in speakers are lackluster. I can’t hear a thing when I play my music, and like Apple, the NoPhone ditches the 3.5mm headphone jack. Unfortunately, it also ditches the power port, which means the only way to listen to music is through the non-existent Bluetooth functionality. 6) The screen. Not only does it feel cheap, but I’m pretty sure it’s useless. I really should have splurged for the selfie version... Although, despite these flaws, I still need to give it a full 5 star rating. Here’s why: 1) The price. These are so cheap, they’re perfect for tricking the overly-clingy girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/side piece with and then running for your life. After all, you can just buy another one with the change you find in the couch cushions. 2) The baby. If your little little one loves to steal your work phone, just give them this one. Their brain isn’t fully developed yet, so they don’t understand that you have just betrayed their trust for a few minutes of peace. 3) The dog. Has your dog ever mistaken your old fancy glass front-and-back phone for a chew toy? It’s an expensive ordeal that makes you realize why Fluffy was put up for adoption in the first place. With the NoPhone, Fluffy can chew on it all he wants, it’ll still function afterwards! Whatever functions it does have that is...

Best cell phone out there! My son absolutely love it! Slim design, lightweight, excellent reception, long battery life, no need for a screen protector because the screen is literally unbreakable, and the built in camera is perfect for selfies! You can’t go wrong with this phone!

I got this because my baby kept trying to chew our phones when we'd leave them where she could reach them, then cry when we took them away. Bought this and she loves to chew on it and play with it! Plus sometimes my husband flips this around instead of his phone (he's a figeter) so it's not always in his hand!

This has been a running gag for months now. It may be mean to mock a child, but he breaks anything else he gets his hands on and he failed to break this. I think he threw it away, but I am still having a great time mentioning at least weekly that he can play this or that game on his nophone.

I know it is a joke. But this look rly different from the photos on amazon. U should at least make a better phone model. Maybe not using premium material. But the built quality needs to be better. The phone lost its value to prank other ppl if it’s not nicely built. And 14$ isn’t cheap for a prank toy.

Great gift for a friend who constantly spends 24 hours a day looking at their cellphone for emergency messages(that never come). These people are addicts to their phone or I-Pads.

Genuinely does help. How I use it: I make a point to leave it semi-viewable whenever I'm working (while leaving my phone in another room). Then when I have the desire to pick up my phone and check some apps, I make sure to pick up the NoPhone as though to check it. This helps further break the conditioning of picking up the phone and using it for positive neurotransmitters.

This is a chunk of plastic made into the generic shape a smartphone. I got it as a prop for my kids to play with. Great value in that respect, as they won't be getting smartphones for some time. :-D

Should also create a fidget noPhone for people who like to keep pressing buttons

probably todd howard