Dont Put Dick in Machinery Prank Warning Decal 10 Pack. Funny Rude Stickers Save Your Friends from Enticing & Risky Temptations Like Wood Chippers, Coffee Grinders, Pencil Sharpeners, ATVs & Much More

Put these on the equipment at work, and randomly on other people's equipment. Lots of fun.

Seen these and HAD to have them!!!! I thought they were a little bit pricey at first but still had to have em then they came in and I realized I got 10 of them!!! Was super happy great buy for the amount and even better they’re actually pretty damn hearty stickers they’re much thicker than regular stickers these are thick stick extremely well and seem to hold up great I work in heavy industry and if they can hold up on equipment here they can hold up pretty much anywhere. Just may not wanna let anyone know exactly who put them on!!!! Lol but they look soo real that people walk by the machine 90% of the time and don’t even notice it because it looks so damn realistic and accurate specially since I put them on machines that actually make sense and have finger etc warnings not an air compressor smh idk what that’s about ⬆️ Or why one would have any warning label whatsoever on it I mean put them where you please but I’m telling you if you put them where they’res like symbols the reactions will be priceless!!!!! Lmao 🤣

Slap them all over the Shop. No incidents YAy.

First, the stickers are well-made, not of a flimsy material. The printing is sharp and the theme is pretty easy to grasp (so to speak). These stickers are a funny parody of the idiotic warning labels on everything, thanks to the over-proliferation of lawyers trying to justify their existence. The snowflakes and SJWs in the workplace will probably get triggered by these, and then rant on about "rape culture" or some similar BS, so you might want to consider the type of people you call co-workers before you put one up. Actually, one of these stickers should be applied to every one of those SJWs and snowflakes so reasonable men will avoid them. Only then will America become great again.

Quality decal material and delivered super fast. I had them on my doorstep in less than 24 hours (your time may vary, depending on your location). I'm putting them on some of the machines in my shop and secretly putting them on some of the machines in my friend's shops. A great deal of fun for less than 7 bucks!

I thought it was a sign, that's my own fault. But great stickers and great for the value. Definitely would recommend....... But. The sellers need to stop contacting me, I have received like 5 notifications (includeing business cards). Bruh, you sold me some stickers for 8$, not a car, they did their job. We are fine.

We were having so many problems with dicks being in places they were not supposed to be. Numerous sign suppliers declined my request to make these signs. I kept on being told that there is no way dicks are being put into machinery, well let me tell you, they were wrong! By installing these signs around work our work place injuries drop substantially. Last week we made it 4 days without a dick being put into a machine. We figured out it was a language problem and translated the sign into Canadian and the employee fully understood. Prior to installing these sign we were on a 2 dick a day average in machinery. I am now looking for a “no microwaving fecal matter” sign.

Far too often people would come into my shop on their own 2 legs, and leave on a stretcher bound for the hospital. "How difficult is it," I thought to myself "to just keep your dick out of the machinery?!" I tried many things, dressing my machines in unflattering clothing, holding meetings explaining the risk of injury, even as far as a double safety barrier around the machinery, but still the dicks weren't safe. Then I found these stickers, and I am proud to say that since I've hung them on my machines, no dicks have been harmed. Thank you for lowering my insurance premiums.

Then why do they make machine tools so sexy? Despite having 2 of these on my CNC router, tragically 2 of my friends were injured in this way.

These stickers did not stick at all... they were basically a peice of paper... I would ot recomend anyone to buy these and I would love my money back.....