You Know You're Fifty When
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Whether you’re over the hill, approaching the hill, or rolling down it, this is the ultimate guide to life after 50—so get your readers and settle in! Getting closer to the big Five-O? Know someone who is? Sure, 50 might be a scary number, but it’s also a state of mind, an opportunity to drape an afghan over your shoulders when you’re chilly or start enjoying cruises. For anyone in denial about reaching the half-century milestone, New York Times bestselling author Richard Smith clues you in on certain signs that you can’t ignore. Because even if you feel like you’re at the top of your game, you know you’re 50 when . . . • Blowing up balloons gets you winded. • You start jogging with an ID. • It can take up to fifteen minutes to climb out of a hammock. • “Staying power” refers to remaining awake through Cats . • You think menopause entitles you to park in a handicap zone. • Your tailor diplomatically suggests it’s time to let out your barbecue apron. • You actually start to obey the “Don’t Walk” signal. • Florida starts looking good. So go ahead and blow your retirement savings on cruises, trips to Paris, and plastic surgery—you’ve got another 50 years to go! Review: Nice Gift - Nice gift, not too personal for a birthday when you either don't know what to get the person who has it all or don't know them well enough to get a personal gift. Cute, thoughtful and funny little sayings to make one laugh, think or wish! Great little gift for the price (~$10) Review: Hilarious!! - Bought this book for a friends 50th Birthday, along with many other gifts but thought this was really cute and a very funny read! I would recommend this book and the seller! Shipping was super fast and packaged well so the book wouldn’t bend.
| Best Sellers Rank | #264,262 in Books ( See Top 100 in Books ) #316 in Midlife Self-Help #398 in Parody #889 in Self-Help & Psychology Humor |
| Customer Reviews | 4.5 out of 5 stars 879 Reviews |
M**Y
Nice Gift
Nice gift, not too personal for a birthday when you either don't know what to get the person who has it all or don't know them well enough to get a personal gift. Cute, thoughtful and funny little sayings to make one laugh, think or wish! Great little gift for the price (~$10)
C**Y
Hilarious!!
Bought this book for a friends 50th Birthday, along with many other gifts but thought this was really cute and a very funny read! I would recommend this book and the seller! Shipping was super fast and packaged well so the book wouldn’t bend.
S**N
Wonderful and thoughtful gift
Everyone enjoyed this gift. It was good for me to see the highlights of that year since I was taking care of my precious baby.
L**L
Great as a gift!
I bought this as part of a gift to a family friend. He has a fun personality and good humor so he thought this was a great gift! The only thing is exactly what the front cover picture describes the size of the book... it's small pocket book size. Would be nice if it was bigger like a regular size novel book otherwise great as a gift.
E**Y
Funny gift
It was a fun addition to a gift basket for that friend turning 50! It made me laugh out loud several times.
J**M
HAPPY CUSTOMER !!!
I liked the fast delivery, great condition of my book and good communication with the seller. AAA+++
B**H
Not sealed
The book itself was really funny and my sister enjoyed it. It did not have a wrapper on it and had green markings on the top and the bottom pages and could clearly be seen when the book was closed. It looks as if it may have been slightly used but other than that, it was a good purchase and made my sister laugh-which was the whole purpose, to begin with.
D**Y
product is as described
cute & funny gift, I would include a pair of reading glasses, just to compliment the book.
A**L
Was funny
Nice gift
A**E
Funny
Was very Funny
S**N
Quirky
A quirky little book used as an additional add on for a 50th. Good value for money.
M**N
Nce
Bought for my brothers 50th. Nice book.
R**E
Love the Book
My sister that just turned 50 was going through a hard time. This book put her in a better mood. She loves the book.
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