Name: SPERM BANK savings bank
Brand: Sperm Bank
SKU: 81922404
Availability: OutOfStock
Rating: 4.2 (5 reviews)

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Description

There just aren't enough sperm-themed products on the market. Hardly a day goes by where we don't get a call like this: Stupid.com: Hello, Stupid.com. CALLER: Uh, yes. I'm looking for a sperm-themed gift. Stupid.com: Uh, excuse me? Can you repeat that? CALLER: I need a gift for someone. Stupid.com: But did you say something about "sperm?" CALLER: Yes, I need a gift with a sperm theme. It can be shaped like a sperm. Or have little sperms on it. Or a book or something that's about sperm. Maybe some sperm toys or... Stupid.com: Okay, okay. I understand. CALLER: Or a sperm-shaped something-or-other. Stupid.com: Enough with the sperm, already!!! CALLER: You don't have to shout. Do you have anything like that? Stupid.com: No. Well, we're finally caving in to popular demand by offering this Sperm Bank. This precious little bank is made of ceramic and looks like everyone's favorite swim star. You can look at this as really cute or really offensive. If you see it as really cute, you'll probably want to buy one of them. If you see it as offensive, you'll probably want to buy many of them.

Reviews

K**W

Hilarious gag gift

The box is just as funny as the bank itself. This is a great gag gift, or gift for someone with that special sense of humor.

16.01.2014

C**R

perfect gag gift.

Absolutely hilarious, was by far the most sought after item at the white elephant party last Christmas.

12.07.2017

J**E

Omg I loved this little piggy or should I say spermy bank ...

Omg I loved this little piggy or should I say spermy bank lol! I bought this for a friend as a gag gift and it was such a hit! Love it so buy it and share it with others great gift!James Byrne

27.08.2014

K**R

no good

Let me just be the first and tell you do not put actual sperm up in that little white worm thing. It gets sticky, crusty and doesn't allow you to take it out so that you can make a deposit( if you know what I mean;) my husband and I were trying to get pregnant while he was a way and we'd send it back and fowarth and nothing would happan. Total waisted of money. DO NOT BUY!!!!!

23.12.2014

H**T

I'd like a case please!

I am a sexual health educator so this clever idea is very fun to have around. I like to use it as a door prize at fundraisers our non-profit hosts. I wish I could find them in bulk at a cost that won't break the bank (haha).

10.07.2015

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Why are prices different from Amazon prices?+

All products are sourced from US, UK, and UAE. Our prices include international shipping costs, customs duties, payment processing fees and logistics handling to ensure smooth delivery to India. We handle all customs clearance so you don't face any hidden charges later.

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Fantastic and great service. Shipping was faster than expected.

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Good experience, but the tracking updates could be better.

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The MOLLE sheath is of exceptional quality. Very happy with my purchase.

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Good experience, but the tracking updates could be better.

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